Ode Al Cetriolo, Ortaggio Prestigioso

from Tour-Mentone Vol. I by Nanowar Of Steel

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lyrics

Cetriolo, protagonista di innumerevoli ricette
Come ad esempio pane e cetriolo
O anche pane tonno e cetriolo
O se preferite pane tonno e cetriolo col sugo
Tu indefesso ed infaticabile
maturi sotto la luce indefessa ed infaticabile del sol
Cetriolo senza di te, non potremmo mangiare pane e cetriolo

Tu primizia del creato
Tu amico del palato
Tu ortaggio galvanizzante
Cionondimeno rinfrescante!

CETRIOLO!
Prestigiosissimo
CETRIOLO!
Delicatissimo
CETRIOLO!

Ma si dice leccorni'a o lecco'rnia?

Tu detieni una bitorzoluta buccia ed una polpa interna bianca acidula e acquosa
Cucurbitacea verdastra, ricca di steroli vegetali
ed acido tartarico
A causa del profilo lungo c'e' chi equivocandosi ti equivoca con una zucchina
Ma solo il tuo sapore inconfondibile è capace di guidarci verso la Verità!

Tu primizia del creato
Tu amico del palato
Tu ortaggio galvanizzante
Cionondimeno Gigi-Sabante!

CETRIOLO!
Godibilissimo
CETRIOLO!
Cetriolissimo
CETRIOLO!

A me piace anche senz'olio

Delicato e premuroso,
Profumato e delizioso,
Tu accarezzi il mio palato
Con il tuo sapore vellutato

Tu birbante smaliziato
Ancorche' sottacetato
Un tripudio che rende giulive
Le mie papille gustative

Irresistibile all’olfatto
Ma temuto da ogni gatto
Sbarazzino ma diretto
Per ogni tipo di diletto

Profumato al punto giusto
Salutare al punto giusto
Pusillanime al punto giusto

Ma inserito nel punto sbagliato.

CETRIOLO!
Bellicosissimo
CETRIOLO!
Giocabilissimo
CETRIOLO!
Cordialissimo
CETRIOLO!
Umidicissimo
CETRIOLO!

C'e' a chi piace, e c'e' chi mente

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from Tour-Mentone Vol. I, released January 6, 2016

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Nanowar Of Steel Rome, Italy

Parody Metal Band from Rome, Italy, since 2003

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Edoardo Carlesi
00176 Roma
P.IVA: 17056291002
management@nanowar.it

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