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The Quest for Carrefour

from Stairway To Valhalla by Nanowar Of Steel

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    Bonus CD includes:

    1. Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mc Fife)
    2. Sottosegretari alla Presidenza della Repubblica del True Metal (feat. Gli Atroci)
    3. Norwegian Reggaeton (feat. Charly Glamour)
    4. Bestie di Seitan (feat. Maurizio Merluzzo)
    5. Sneeztem of a Yawn
    6. A Cena da Gianni
    7. Kurograd (feat. Asen Kralev)
    8. Esce ma non mi Rosica (Shahram Shabpareh cover)
    9. Deep Throat Revolution (Immanuel Casto cover, feat. Immanuel Casto)
    10. Norwegian Reggaeton (Andrew Consoli Remix)

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    The Napalm reissue includes the new version of Uranus feat. Michael Starr and a bonus CD with the following tracks:

    STAIRWAY TO VALHALLA (Bonus CD)
    1. Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mc Fife)
    2. Sottosegretari alla Presidenza della Repubblica del True Metal (feat. Gli Atroci)
    3. Norwegian Reggaeton (feat. Charly Glamour)
    4. Bestie di Seitan (feat. Maurizio Merluzzo)
    5. Sneeztem of a Yawn
    6. A Cena da Gianni
    7. Kurograd (feat. Asen Kralev)
    8. Esce ma non mi Rosica (Shahram Shabpareh cover)
    9. Deep Throat Revolution (Immanuel Casto cover, feat. Immanuel Casto)
    10. Norwegian Reggaeton (Andrew Consoli Remix)

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lyrics

Odin, Thor, Frey and Loki
Under the banner of Camembert
Drinking with onion and pride
Hydromel and 7Up!
Welcome where skewers stands still
Welcome to the barbecue of the Gods
The Barbecue of the Gods

But as the champagne they uncorked
The prophecy was fulfilled
Sauron the master of the onion rings
Made all of our barbecue sauce expire
So they sent us on a hunt for the grocery store
But then we lost our way

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour
Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce!

Oh they'll be lost forevermore

One Onion Ring to appetize them all
One Onion Ring to main dish them all
One Onion Ring to garnish them all
And in the plat du jour bind’ em all
(he’s dangerous)
One Onion Ring to grease them all
One Onion Ring to gormandize them all
One Onion Ring to fatten them and bind’ em there
In the land where the obese lie

We will find a way
To destroy the onion ring
Dip it in the Bourguignonne
An offer to the picnic gods
Yes we will find the way
To spread fromage de chevre
On our baguette
And finally move on to the dessert!

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour
Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce!
Will we ever reach the counters?
Will they accept our Mastercard?
Will we ever cross the sliding doors?
Will we ever come back home again?

Still I smell the scent of skewers
Cucify! Crucify!
Still I hear the screams of thousands
Roastify! Roastify!

One day we will taste the delicious
Michelin awarded creme chantilly
Made by careful and knowledgable hands of Frigg
With a ancient runic receipe

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour
Searching for the holy barbecue sauce!

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from Stairway To Valhalla, released November 9, 2018

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Nanowar Of Steel Rome, Italy

Parody Metal Band from Rome, Italy, since 2003

Managed by
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00176 Roma
P.IVA: 17056291002
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