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Ironmonger (The Copier Of The Seven Keys)

from Stairway To Valhalla by Nanowar Of Steel

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  • Stairway To Valhalla 2LP + Bonus CD (2020 Napalm Reprint)
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    Double LP including Stairway To Valhalla + Uranus feat. Michael Starr., limited edition.
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    Bonus CD includes:

    1. Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mc Fife)
    2. Sottosegretari alla Presidenza della Repubblica del True Metal (feat. Gli Atroci)
    3. Norwegian Reggaeton (feat. Charly Glamour)
    4. Bestie di Seitan (feat. Maurizio Merluzzo)
    5. Sneeztem of a Yawn
    6. A Cena da Gianni
    7. Kurograd (feat. Asen Kralev)
    8. Esce ma non mi Rosica (Shahram Shabpareh cover)
    9. Deep Throat Revolution (Immanuel Casto cover, feat. Immanuel Casto)
    10. Norwegian Reggaeton (Andrew Consoli Remix)

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    The Napalm reissue includes the new version of Uranus feat. Michael Starr and a bonus CD with the following tracks:

    STAIRWAY TO VALHALLA (Bonus CD)
    1. Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mc Fife)
    2. Sottosegretari alla Presidenza della Repubblica del True Metal (feat. Gli Atroci)
    3. Norwegian Reggaeton (feat. Charly Glamour)
    4. Bestie di Seitan (feat. Maurizio Merluzzo)
    5. Sneeztem of a Yawn
    6. A Cena da Gianni
    7. Kurograd (feat. Asen Kralev)
    8. Esce ma non mi Rosica (Shahram Shabpareh cover)
    9. Deep Throat Revolution (Immanuel Casto cover, feat. Immanuel Casto)
    10. Norwegian Reggaeton (Andrew Consoli Remix)

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lyrics

Master of the allen wrench
Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge
In the realm of the screws he’s the king
And Lord of the Towel Rings

Edison of the lightbulb
Leonardo of the shower tray
Renzo Piano of the gas pipes
David Hasselhoff of the glue
Einstein of the screwdriver
Plato of the kick plates
Hemingway of the instructions
Translated into Dutch

Bricolage! With the power of Black & Decker
Bricolage! And the magic of Leroy Merlin
Bricolage! Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
In the name of the almighty Bosch!

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the Spongebob of promotions on the glue!

Warlock of the doorknob of steel
Wizard of the doorlock of hell
Baywatcher of the batteries' polarity
Hobgoblin of the customer satisfaction

Heart of utensil
On your ear there’s a pencil
No one can outcompete your trueness
in the retail sellers branch
You also sell mosquito nets
In the tropical regions
But not DDT anymore
For international restrictions

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the bishop of the offers on the nails!

The hammer of Thor
The scalpel of Thor
The screwdriver of Thor
The lifepreserver of Thor
The cousin of Thor
The grandfather of Thor
The boyfriend of David Hasseloff

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
And this song is all about David Hasselof!

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from Stairway To Valhalla, released November 9, 2018

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Nanowar Of Steel Rome, Italy

Parody Metal Band from Rome, Italy, since 2003

Managed by
Edoardo Carlesi
00176 Roma
P.IVA: 17056291002
management@nanowar.it

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